HaMPir TiBA~ SPM (T-T)

Mase aku amat terhad.. Ape kes TRIAL SPM awal bulan 8 weyy.. Menurut YIK (Yayasan Islam Kelantan), perkara ni berlaku disebabkan oleh bulan Ramadhan yang hampir menjelang tiba. Abes, kalo Ramadhan bulan 6, TRIAL SPM bulan 5 lahh...?? NOT FAIR!!

Sure thing, berite yang aku dapat ni amat memeranjatkan. Sume tunduk membisu. Mulut memang le xcakap pape.. dalam hati abez binatang dalam zoo dilontar keluar.. Sumpah serakah pon da xgune lagi. Yang ade hanye 1 jalan...

...MAJU KE DEPAN

Tapi ade gak yang cari alasan tanak masuk Exam Hall sebab terlalu tensen.. Rilex.. Aku tensen gak...

"15 batang pokok ditebang untuk membuat 1 kertas SPM.. So, demi menyelamatkan hutan kite, SAY NO TO SPM!! Sebarkan kepada member2 yang amek SPM tahun ni!! Same2 kite jaga hutan MALAYSIA!!"

KerJA SenaNg YanG SusaH NAk bUAt

kakak aku call lam minggu lepas dan tanye pendapat aku and family name yang sesuai untuk "ahli baru". Kakak aku ni baru kahwin bulan 3 lepas, so pepaham je la.

Kakak aku cakap, kalu boley nak name yang ade blakang depan nye "A...S" "S...A"..
aku pon xpasti...

berikut adalah idea2 yang berjaya dilontarkan...

"A....S"
NEELZAHS : AniS
AKIFAYS : AkifayS
A.IWE : Amerika Syarikat
KAKAK : Aswan Shahril

"S...A"
NEELZAHS : Syafiq Azmi
AKIFAYS : SimA SyafikA
A.IWE : Saye rasA
KAKAK : ....? (sabar je laa...)


Tapi, kakak aku lebih suke ngan name ARI...ARI.. something like that. So, kalo korang ade idea, tolong bagitau yeh...

Bukan SaLah WebCam

Aku baru add account skype lebih kurang 10 minit tadi dan pertama kali aku menggunakan webcam melalui Skype.

Terlalu banyak perbezaan dalam penggunaan webcam di YM dan Skype. Walaupun anda menggunakan webcam yang paling murah di dunia, pergerakan anda sangat clear di Skype berbanding di YM.


info lebih lanjut:
Skype
Yahoo! Messenger

Mid tErm yEar ExaMinatioN 09'

sume markah untuk subjek yang aku amek dah dapat. Seperti biasa aku sentiasa xdapat ape yang aku nak (stupid akifays, did't I ask you to study??)

yeah. Nak buka buku pon rasa cam dah xde semangat. Nak kate syaitan rasuk xde la pulak..

Sepanjang persekolahan aku, ni lah kali pertama aku rase begitu tertekan. Udah le xdapat markah yang kiut, dapat lak title lesbian. Memang kuajaq la budak yang bagi title ni kat aku. Hey, aku tau la korang jeles sebab aku rapat ngan budak2 kiut lagi miut. jangan le sebarkan fitnah ni lak (sabar aki..)

So, berbalik kepada title..
bagi pelajar yang mendapat title best student (10 A ke atas ONLY) akan mendapat satu tag bintang. (kesian betul aku xdapat)

Bebudak kelas 5A3~
kalo xcilap aku, xde yang dapat tag bintang ni. Bravo to all sebab dapat markah yang baik berbanding exam awal tahun baru2 ni. (jangan tanye aku dapat bape tapi sure aku dah pecah rekod 2nd brother aku..)

Aku masih lagi meneruskan cita2 aku nak *tut* (akan diberitahu kemudian)

p/s: kepada member2.. sori la weyh aku jarang gile online skam. kalo aku nak, bile2 mase boley tapi aku pilih untuk TIDAK ONLINE... dan kepada 2-3 member yang selalu gaduh ngan aku tu, kita sambung pergaduhan lepas SPM aku ni okey...

GUD LUCK ALL

kepada member2 aku yang bakal pekse tak kirelah pekse PMRU, PMR, SMU ataupon SPM.. termasuklah dikalangan kengkawan yang aku yang dalam nak masuk matriks atau universiti.. xkirelah.. aku maksudkan sume.. GOOD LUCK all yeh.. sini aku jumpa 1 lagu yang tak brape best untuk didengar.. terimalah...




sedey aq~

T-T

tag from alien...

1. When did you bought your pet/pets?
2004 = ikan flowerhorn tapi dah mati sbb tercekik.
2007 = hamster tapi da mati sbb aku cekik.

2. When is the most embarassing moments in your life?
tadak lagi dan harap takkan ada.

3. What make you hate your fav. food all of sudden?
bile makanan tu basi

4. Do you love to watch MyGirl?
em.. boley laa.

5. Who is the first person that wish you 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'?
diri sendiri. sbb jarang orang ingat besday aku.

6. When is your fun moments in your life?
time dok time square.

7. Have you ever drank oil that you think it was tea?
tak penah tapi aku penah minum kicap yang kusangkakan kopi.

8. Do your teacher ever said to you 'You are the bad student in my class!'?
Yap. time zaman aku nakal dulu.

9. Who always make you laugh?
*number yang anda dail tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami*

10. This is the last question: Do you think you are going to marry te person you love now in the future?
i am not in love. sorry...

A small letter from a small friends

this post is dedicated to all who knows akifays. No exception...


to all my fellow friends, i am so sorry as i always insult you, bothering you all the time. From the start, i like you all. Yeah. i don't have many friends out there. That's why you guys are so important to me. i adore all of you.

i am not a wise friends. Can do nothing much. Even so, i will tags along with you guys no matter how hard the situation you got there.

But, how am i suppose to do when you are against me?? You hate me. When this happen, i can no longer tags side by side with you. All i can do is just praying for your happiness.

i may not your true friends. But i can be as one. Promise...

Akifays is dead

KOTA BHARU : Akifays has been discovered after 6 hours being murdered. The witnessed, Neelzahs said "She is being murdered! i saw it in front of my eyes!" Unfortunately, the police has found zero clued about this case except the burger which is being held by Akifays went missing.

In order to find the objective (burger), the sense of smelling Hepicat is needed. So far so good as Hapicat found other clues. The sewel-ness of wawasewel gone bad after she got this stupid news.

The police can't go any further as this kind of hard job need strong and patient heart. As so, Gomoman shows up. He tries to help finding the killer and neglect his true duty to conquer Malaysia. On the road, we can see the bud of flower which is been spread off by lulyblossom in order to respect the dead.

Afterwards, Akifays's burger which went missing at first has been found. it was taken by si kaki bangku, Mubaroque. At this point, he is being accused for murder. Lucky enough that other of his friends come over and said it was a burger PERCUMA.

This case isn't closed yet till the killer been discovered. Hepicat struggle hard in smelling till the time he got the swine flu. Oh God, he must stop his searching now. Now, only Neelzahs and Gomoman do the job. Chipmunks shows up at last. She is well-known as "nakal kid's MMP". So, the group has been encouraged by Chipmunks.

After a weeks, Gomoman got an urgent call which from Izzah that need him overnight. Neelzahs tried hard to call back Akifays's friends. Her pleas was a fruitless till the time Akiemaye, Nicky and Nisa come over.

According to Hepicat, the suspect was hiding near Kok Lanas. As so, the searching group went berserk and alas the killer has been caught.

The question is....who is Akifays's killer?

Neelzahs can't bear to hold her tears and snatch the power ranger's masket which being used by the murderer. The group was dumb-shocked as the killer is.......

...Sima...

END

kerana aku PUNCHING BAG

aku sayang punching bag. bile aku stress, aku boleh pukul dia. aku boleh maki hamun dia. dia tak akan lawan balik. aku tahu. sebab dia sedar dia tercipta untuk dipukul dan dimaki hamun tanpa henti.

walaupun begitu, aku sayang dia. sebab dia tak akan menagih kemaafan dari aku. itu lah punching bag.



tapi.. kalaulah aku jadi punching bag....

pukul aku.. maki hamun aku..
kan aku punching bag...

tercipta untuk dipukul dan disakiti. betulla kan?? kalaulah aku punching bag yang boleh bersuara, aku mau tanya kau... "what's wrong with you today??"

shh... tak perlu minta maaf.. aku kan punching bag.. aku hanya mahu kan jawapan kepada soalan aku.. bukan kata maaf.. chill ok...

aku kan punching bag...

AnaK DatO VS cUcu AtoK

hidup seperti mat saleh.. gorgeous??
hidup seperti orang melayu.. oh, my GOD??

ape la..

andai kate aku anak kepada seorang usahawan bertitle DATO'. taknak aku. name pon lagi macam DATUK. seperti seseorang yang tak perlu berusaha untuk mendapatkan sesuatu.
ade duit, sume ko dapat. dgn kate lain, MONEY'S TALK..

tapi..

andai kate aku cucu kepada seorang ATOK. hehehe.. atok akan ajar aku ape itu erti berusaha untuk maju. dalam pada itu, aku turut diajar mengenali erti penat lelah dan asam garam kehidupan. so, kalo nak pape kene sabar la yeh.. dan teruskan perjuangan anda.

ade sesetengah orang kate, anak Dato' ni lebih bijak dan pandai dari cucu atok.. apekah benar kenyataan ini?? maybe.. tapi.. penah ke anak Dato' masuk list lam malaysian's top student?? em.. lupe lak. anak Dato' xblaja kat malaysia. dorang g overseas terus. tapi kalo cucu atok nak g overseas macam anak Dato', kene usaha tau. dan jangan nakal2.

cucu atok ni adalah lebih femes daripada anak Dato'. buktinya 1 daripada perbualan atok dan cucunya menjadi perbualan di mase kini...

"atok.. ni siput ape??"
"ni siput babi.."
"siput ape??"
"siput babi sayang.."
"siput ape??"
"siput la babi!"

dan adekah anak dato' xfemes?? bukan tu maksud aku.. femes gak.. tapi lam bab lain la. contoh di bahagian office or whatever...

maaf.. aku dok kat kampung.. so, xde dengar lagi perbualan mereka..

anak Dato' ni lebih di-neglected berbanding cucu atok. kerana ini hidup mereka lebih berdikari dan suka makan kari. walaupun begitu, cucu atok juga boleh makan kari. tapi kene masak sendiri la. (ape aku melalut ni??)

cucu atok juga harus pandai berjimat cermat. kerana itu mereka lebih kedekut dan sangat suka makan burger. anak Dato' tak perlu sume tu. pizza dan western food jadi pilihan.

so... boleh kita buat perbandingan antara keduanya ini. mana 1 kah anda? renungkan...

means of my name...

You Are Seductive and Ruthless

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings.
You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun.
Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them.

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

em...??

(1) 3 Names in Your Inbox Cellphone
Nisa Gothic, Siput Kering and Yunie the Yunan

(2) Your Main Ringtone
secondhand serenade - fall for you

(3) What U Did At 12 Last Night?
sapu hidung.

(4) Who Was The Last Person You Went Out With? Where?
Nicky and Nana at KBmall. siput and judin too.

(5) The Color 0f The T-Shirt You’re Wearing? Now?
Hijau katak

(6) The Last Thing U Did?
makan ubat demam.

(7) 3 of Your Everyday Favorite Items
Hand phone.. 1 ni je sbb ade byk mp3 lam hp...

(8) The Color of Your Bedroom?
blue

(9) How Much Money in Your Wallet Now?
RM 38

(10) How’s Life?
Sucks

(11) Your Favorite Song?
Linkin Park - what've done???

(12) What Will You Do Next Weekend?
sekolah da minggu depan..

(13) When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mom?
last time? aku dok serumah ngn mak. ari2 jumpe.

(14) Where Is She Now?
lam bilik. tido.

(15) When Was The Last Time You Talked To Your Parent?
tadi sebelum dorang tido.

(16) Who Is The Last Person That Texted You?
Nisa Gothic = wess,, ko wt hal pe ag kt skula? aku baru bace kmen ko..

(17) Where Did You Have Dinner Last Night?
sehari suntuk aku xmakan.

(18) The Last Surprise You Got?
em.. tadak ag mende y wat aku terkezut..

(19) Last Thing You Borrowed From Your Friend
aku tak amek barang org. maap.

(20) Who is Your Bf/Gf Or Husband/Wife?
nak nyepak??

(21) What Do You Feel Now?
nazak.

(22) Wanna Share With Who?
share nazak?? live together die alone la wey..

(23) Who Knows Your Secret?
family and close friends only.

(24) They Keep Your Secret?
yep. kalo tak, nahas la...

(25) Are You Angry With Someone?
x.. aku budak baik..

(26) What do you order at McD?
boycott la..

(27) The Last Time You Felt So Sad?
now

(28) Mahu Tag?
aik... tadi solan BI pehal tetibe BM ni? tanak r...

the 10th number...

aku dapat invitation buat kali ke ke-13 dalam cuti ni. Tapi hanya menghadirkan diri kat 4 tempat je. Inilah buktinya aku kurang sosial. Saya raseee~


7 jun 2009

nicky baru je clash ngan balak nye yang tak gune tu, so nicky ajak aku ke kbmall ntuk release tensen. aku demam time tu. Tapi sbb die betul2 perlukan aku, aku g la. Aku naik taxi pagi tu. Sampai2 je aku gado ngn mamat alien xpepasal. Memang mengganggu ketenteraman awam wa cakap lu.

unknown : i love you
Akifays : who's dis pokemon?
unknown : i am not pokemon. i am digimon.
Akifays : so u cannot love me. i am power rangers.
unknown : then i'll change myself to power rangers la.
Akifays : cannot too because there's no more free place available for a new member.
unknown : ha3. Dun worry. i've back to my planet.
Akifays : i got it. u are an alien. so i'll fight u.
unknown : *gasp* we are too many. can u do it?
Akifays : what do u mean? i am not alone. i have everyone beside me.
unknown : ha3

Off HP

tunggu punye tunggu... mane minah ni...
sejurus terlihat kelibat manusia separuh zebra melintas di hadapan.

Akifays : NICKY!
Nicky : hoh.. Jupe pom. Jumpe Nana?
Akifays : *geleng2*

kami masuk dalam Mall. Pastu jumpe ramai bebudak bertitle indie, shuffler, emo, gothic, punk (perlu ke list 1-1??) etc...etc...

jumpe mak kpd ex-kayu balak Nicky. ade keje sket aku tanak citer panjang2....

makan2 chicken chop (ni pom sbb ade org belanje aku, klo x jgn harap aku nk beli sendirik)
tetibe ade orang tutup mate aku. eh silap. aku pakai spek so die tutup spek aku la.

Akifays : ....ngggg..
*penutup* : he3
Akifays : siput kering?

aku xplan pom nk jumpe girlfriend aku y sorang ni. Tapi sure thim, die dah jumpe aku. Heeeish~

beli birthday present kat die. xde pape. Lembu sekor je. Siput panggil Gemo. aku lak panggil Gemok.

...................................................................................

Pastu kami dikejar 2 mamat seperti bangla y bermuka seperti petai (uiiishh...uduhnye mulut aku).

incoming call~

Akifays : This is the voice mail box for the number *tut* (xya bgtau la)

*tut*
die letak tepon. apekah suara ku betul2 seperti suare komputer tu?

kami berlari2 bertaburan tak ubah seperti batman baru keluar dari gua. Nana yang baru lepas makan pom terpaksa berlari gak. sian die.

.....................................................................................

Akifays : siput.. nak puking.
Siput : TIDAKK!!
Akiays : .....em..em... *nearly blackout*...
Siput : tunggu Nicky. die da nk sampai.

Nicky and Nana arrive...

Akifays : nak balik da all. ok. nice meeting all.
All : ok...

.....................................................................................

ondawe nak g tunggu bas. aku ternampak iklan "digi happy". aku emo, kalo aku beli, aku ley hepi ke? try lue...

belon digi : ye adik. kami wat prommosi digi. rm10 ntuk 1 number. boley daftar sampai 10 number tuk 1 ic.
Akifays : apekah....?
belon digi : meh nak ajar cara penggunaan...bla bla bla (aku tak dengar pom)
Akifays : *hands went trembling*
belon digi : so, adik nak beli kene bg ic la
Akifays : *handed over ic*
belon digi : 18 tahun??
Akifays : knape?? tak percaye??
belon digi : ......

aku beli 2 number. 1 untuk neelzahs. niat aku beli ni sbb nk blah dari gangguan alien and preydator2 laen y suke main kejar2. aku lebey sukakan privacy and serenity. aku ade hp pom sbb music je. laen hal tadak!

the biggest burger

these are the nicest picture of burger i got here. at least i can stay well fed in 3 days for a burgers.














should i tell you this. this is not the biggest yet before i found other new pictures...












sick of watching?? remains watching this. Because this is a REAL BIGGEST BURGER. Maybe for now...










okey.. you can go.. but don't forget to grab one double cheese burger for me..

abort! abort!

today i got a picture which being shoot at her convocation ceremony. Which is...


























sekadar tontonan.. byk lagi pic tapi aq maleh nk masukkan.. sorry arp..

Love in Hatred

i have someone that i hate most...

i wonder why

everyday is just same to me...

i hate him...

but in return...

he cares all bout me...

i wonder why...

and once my heart spoke...

"do you really hate someone that love you?"

yes...he do cares bout me...

but i hate when he do...

i wonder why...

let say...

my feeling towards him...

maybe...

LOVE IN HATRED...

Went to KL...again...

29 MAY 2009

Welcome to KL. Dunia umpama neraka, hidup ibarat layang2.

A very warm welcoming i got here. A journey on the road about 6-7 hours could really make you bored to death i can tell. And i am afraid of these people who love puking in the car!



boring....

we drop by at perhentian Gua Musang a.k.a R&R Gua Musang. Huh? Butterfly was here too. i am taking this chance to pick up some photo of them. Here it is.




Arrived... about 2.05 pm at Pandan Perdana yet before we accidentally lost at the very big city. Surprisingly, i never thought that this place is strongly and extremely warm! no wonder people in here wearing cloth like they are going picnic to the beach.

heeeish~

once again...

heeeish~

at night, i can't even sleep very well. This because of the stall... erm... i mean the Chinese Cuisine Restaurant in front of my sisters flat. Arhhh!! don't they know how to sleep at night or can't they pay some respect to those who need sleeps at night?

My mom grumbling bout this mess...

30 MAY 2009

i woke late (is it necessary to tell??)
people was calling out of my name and i am crazy over that.

"Aki! Quick!"

"Aki! Quick!"

"Oit cepatlah!"

...i keep quiet till comes the time i lost my temper... i growled at them...

"Shut up and don't call me out my name!"

...i thought things gonna change at once...
but it ended by them laughing at me. (Aku tak cukup garang lagi ke??)

Went to UiTM Shah Alam~

Standing in the crowd and i can't even inhale a single breath very well. This place also make me sick. With no burger and rare + stupid thing.

i was too clumsy that i left my spec. i can't see well, shuffle well and seduce well (ngehehehe)...



i am fond of walking till the time i found a place where i gain some serenity. it is an art hall. i love art. When the times come, i shall put here some of my precious art.



Whoaa... The Hulk! Help!



Which one is real me? (Should i really ask that stupid question?)

So, at least this place can make me smile. thanks art...

At 2.28 pm we went to other relatives house. Since we are here, other relatives should not be neglected. That's my father. To him, family come first. i adore him on that way.

31 MAY 2009

i tag along my sister in picking up her friends. Bought some chocolate and tinge drinks. Wearing black and dark outfit. Cool huh...

After returning the convo stuff and bla bla bla...escorting my sister's friends too... we went to kak Ja house. My sister pow my credit hp (cilanat) for sending message for kak Na (Black Kitty's sister) for inviting her to kak Ja's reunion party.

we cooked some dish (salak lada, chicken soup...etc etc...i dunno the dish's name obviously)

about an hour, Black Kitty arrives. He and his family including Pendi, kak Na, kak Suri and others.

i was hiding at the bed side. Since i was wearing black suit, people can't see me. And i am supposed to ask Black Kitty "how come you can see me while others can't?"
Oh, my apologise that i forgot your DNA have a mix of a cat. XD

huh... wearing black suit too?? CEH...

1 JUNE 2009

i should have tell others that i come home earlier than i expected. this kinda journey make me tired and starving (since the weather is really temperate, i drink more than a glass of water and it make me fat at once) curse you SUN.

Went back at 11 am. Arrived home about 7.45 pm.

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p/s : my apologise to these people that i disturb them with my incoming+bored messages. i am bored to death okay!

Nicky-EMO
Siput Kering
Black Kitty
Batman
Nisa-GOTHIC
wawasewel