Tuesday, March 31, 2009

tabiat luar biasa

sejak kakak aq kawen baru2 ni...rumah kami dilanda 'banjir'...banjir air mata larr...memula mak aq...pastu Neel...aq xnangis...aq EMO jee...sedey aq~
kez lepaih nii...kakak aq sure r kne itot suami dyee...2nd bro aq lak balik ke Egypt...n abg sulung...g sembur air...er...bomba kat Wilayah Persekutuan KL...kirenye...cume ad mak, abah, 3rd bro, Aki, Neel n Eyie...sejak depa xderk kat uma...muncul la perangai n sikap luar biase aq...salah 1 daripada nyee...aq lebey suke makan biskot tawar daripada makan nasik...especially bile taruk lam air kopi...tabiat ni aq dpt daripada Neel...Neel dpt daripada mak...so, kirenyer mak aq la penyebar wabak y sebenaq nyee...sedey aq~


ni kez parah...bukan nk diet ke hapa...mau nyer aq jadik dak drjah 1 klu kecik ag...another 1...aq stat naep moto skuter...bg koam y mengenali aq...paham2 la aq benci gegiler naep skuter ni...sbb slalu nyer aq naep moto EX5 y abg long punyer...aq rempit pom ngn moto tue gap laa...smbil la 1 tahap...abah aq sorok moto tue dari pandangan aq...(kire xkasi naep la nii)...memula stat naep ni...aq nk beli makanan hamster...aq carik kunci moto EX5 tp xjumpa...bukan stakat tue jee...moto tu pom aq xjmpa...hampehs...then..aq try la search kat jamban...mn taw kot2 abah aq tercicir kat dalam tandas ke hapa...xjumpa gap...hemm...last2, abah aq balep...aq mintak r kunci tue...dye bg...aaaa...ni kunci skuter la, abah...nk kunci moto EX...huh...??kat bengkel...??pesal lakk..??owh...cermin sisi pecah...sape y wat...?aq gap....sedey aq~

stat naep...erm...nk stat enjin kat mn??...abah..tolong...dari jauh abah dok gelakkan aq...y dier pelik sal aq, moto skuter la sonam tunggang drpd moto EX...ish...bio laa...da aq suda biase ngn EX tuhs...iskk...stat da enjin...aq tanyer lagi..."brek kat mana daaa...??" lagi kuat abah gelakkan aq...
jgn la cmni abah oii....siyes nk blajo nii...okep...da taw sume basic...get set...GO!!...

aq tunggang cam biase...tp brek aq xreti gune kat tgn...slalu nyer aq tekan je pedal brek kat kaki...ish...mmg susa maa...amek lak time lintas jalan...ermm..aq rasa aq kene msk Petronas Street Smart...kez time lintas jalan tue...aq nyariz langgar mamat kampung yang merempit...ahhh...dye rempit...salah dye r...ape kaitan dgn aq??...so...aq teroskan perjalanan...ngn pkai cagoule grey ku...n sluar askar grey...mmg nmpak cam tomboyz larh...amek lak tudung cagoule tue aq tutup kepale...wakakakaka...smpai...aq beli makanan hamster...y aq heran...sal rmai sgt y pndang aq...??...cut it off larr...aq taw la aq hensem...ceitz...ondawe balep...da smpai kat traffic light...puh..puh...mapuh...buduss...motoku mamposs...aq cover la wat2 silap moto tue...sebenaqnye silap aq...wat malu jer...heh...aq teroskan perjalanan...sesampai je uma...aq makan biskot+kopi...huhuuu...agak2...bape berat aq lam 2 minggu akan datang...??sedey aq~

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

jom blaja bahase japom!

01. Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARASUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHI KASIBANYA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADAMOKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUTBABI

WeddiNG dAy (SabtU)

Aq letey sangat...someone...i need a plea...pleaseee....

heh...aq bangun dari tidow awal 5 minit kez abah yang kejutkan...seperti biase, bangun je dari tido, aq tengok hp dulu...tengok nota ntuk hari ni..."vanilla latte~,"...ahaa...arini aq janji ngan Shak ntuk belanje dye minum vanilla latte kat Noodle Station...atas KBMall la senang citer di samping beli hadiah suprise ntuk kakak aq y baru je bergelar seoam isteri neyh...aq persiapkan diri pagi tu...emm..emm..nak pakai baju mana ekz...??1st lam fikiran aq, nk pakai cagoule...2nd...aq rasa nk pakai baju EMO je...3rd...aq rasa nk pakai baju kurumz...aq pikiq punyer pikiq...last2 aq xamek mn2 baju y aq list lam otak td...aq juz pakai punjab n jeanz...then...aq pom teruskan misi jahat aq ari ni...iaitu...merompak bank...hihihiii~

Aq turun bawah..jumpe Shakk...macam biase arh...erm...simple giler pemakaian Shak...serba itam...xubah macam blackcat...muke pom da sebijik...elok sangat la tuu...aq xsempat makan pagi tu n teros kuaw lepaih salam ngn mak...kat luar, aq ketemu ngn 2 oam mamat y xseberapa macho (bley di katekan)...Muza n Dek Wan...cam pelik je gaye...laa...doam nk battle shuff ngn aq ker...??sori dude aq btul2 busy ari neyh...smlm, tanak bet...ceshh...sedey aq~
so...aq pom meninggalkan doam...sampai kat 1 tempat, aq shuffle gap...saje nk tunjuk kat Shak ape itu shuffle...pastu aq ternampak 2 oam mamat td dtg, aq stop terus n blah...pendekkan citer, aq n Shak naep bas terus la...on the way, ktoam maen game 'catz'...~

sampai...aq n Shak menuju ke bank seperti y dirancang...tup tup tup...unfolded story happen...heh...??bank tutup...alahai...Shak wat budui jee...aq wat plan laen ntuk dapatkan duit secara terdesak...erm..erm...then...i whispered.."...jual hp...," Shak terkezut...bia btoi...hehee...jg terkezut...aq taw ni perbuatan buduss...mmg sifat la...aq sentiasa kotakan janji aq...so, kali neyh...aq mmg nekad nk belanja Shak...aq n Shak g r wat tawaf kat bandar semate-mate nk cari kedai hp...da jmpe...erm...doam tanak??...ceitz...ni pom kez nk jual hp lame...sape y nk weyh...sedey aq~...
then...aq kuaw kan hp slide Nokia 5300 y aq plg cayam...erm...tetibe Shak bersuara ngn ayat y aq xbrape paham..."nehi hey...nehi hey..baboon jey...," ingt aq budak hindustan ker ape...??erm...naseb baep Shak ade...klu x da lame hp aq tu lesap...so...aq rasa mmg terkilan giler r kez ni r 1st time plan aq xmenjadik n aq xkotakan janji ku...sedey aq~

hem...balik ngn tangan kosong...again...vanilla latte n ramen digantikan dgn air milo n kopop lekor...sian kaw Shakk...so...aq promize dye skali lg...akan aq ganti ngn 2 botol vanilla latte...ntuk dye soam...duit aq gap...T-T
atas bas...aq jumpe ngn member2 1 skola ngn aq...borak la jap...kez ni 1st time doam tgk aq naep bas ngn boy (Shak)...sbelum ni aq juz naep bas sengsoam...macam2 r solan doam..."...Wezz...Gewe mg ko nii...??" @ "...Adik mg koo..." @ "Ni ko budop shuffle tuu...??"...lam bebyak solan, ngape r g sebot gewe gopp...??hahaha...y plg aq xtahan nyer...g kate Shak ni shuffler...lagi laa...kez masa ni Shak pakai cagoule etep...hoh...sedey aq~

sampai kat uma...aq xsempat nk tukar baju...kez lewat smpai...sume oam da nk pegi berarak ke uma Nee-san...aq itot je r ngn baju y tersedia tue...sedey aq~
memula...mak aq soh aq naep kete makcik y cubit aq tuhs...heh...jangan harap lar aq nk naep kete dyee...kang g cekik aq xpepasal lak lam kete tuhs...aq pom naep r kete ngn makngah n pakngah aq dari Pahang tue...tetibe...muncul several question y aq pom xbrape taw cmne nk jwb..."Laki kakak awak tu keje ape," "Tinggal kat mana," "Camne leh kenal,"...n sewaktu dengan nyee...aq akui...kakak aq da 3 tawn bertunang ngn dye...tp sikit hal pom aq xtaw sal Nee-san ni...mmg bertuah r sape dapat adik cam aq neyh...or in other words...we call it KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG...sedey aq~
aq jadik guide time tu...guide oam laen smpai sesat...hempehs...

da sampai...grrrr...grrrr.... perutku mula menari ala-ala rock...kez dari pagi td ag lom makan...kopop lekor y Shak beli td pom aq jamah sebatang je...mn cukup maaa...heh...Shak pom da stat makn...aq ape ag..amek r pinggan...time dok syiok amek nasik, tetiba kak Na pggil aq..."Akifays...awak dok amek nasik, si teruna dok situ lak dok amek gambo awak...xperasan kee...??" ilang teros selera makan aq tuhs...erm...tp aq lapoo...so, aq soh r Iwan (anak kak Na) amekkan ntuk aq...then...aq makan...baru 2 suap dok makan...heh...si punk y amek gambo tuh dtg lg...aq buang nasik aq n g blakang uma Nee-san ngn Shak n Iwan ntuk lepaskan geram...sambil2 aq pasang loudly music supa dupa,SMF HAHAHA, n Dj Bass...lame giler aq dok ctu smpai aq xperasan sume oam da nak balep...aq itot jee...

sampai uma, family dari Pahang sume da nk balep...aq salam ngn sume except ngn makngah n pakngah...kez aq lom smpai ag, doam da blah...ish3...nasib malang toi arh...malam ni kene anto Shak lak g stesen keretapi...aq itot r for sure...ktoam g uma nenek kat kampung Sega...elok la tu...kez name kampung, name nenek aq jadik mangsa...ktoam pggil nenek ngn nick Mok Sego...xpe ker..??aq cm bisae laa...klu ade free space, mesti gian rasa nak drive...hoh...amek lak Shak y ajak...hihihii~
aq drive...memula smooth je...xde sebarang probz...okep...nk u-turn lak...aq belok ke 1 tempat lapang...aq xprasan lak kwasan tu ade sikit buqit n jale y xbrape cantekk...so, time nk reverse mmg mapuh kete...aq still xleh nk maintain lam pengawalan pergaerakan kete...macam y 3rd bro a.k.a JPJ sdn.bhd kate r...3x mapuh...at last...aq tekan minyak kuat2...hahahah...padan r...baru leh jalan...yuhuu...sampai depan uma mok sego...heh..??kak Na nk drive gap..??aq n Shak itot...tp kali ni Neel pom join skali...bawak kete cam aq gap r...biase r baru blaja...y aq bengang nyee...bile masa lak Shak blajo..??kez ape y aq dgr, time Shak dok KL, kak Suri ajaow dyee...not fair...sedey aq~
lepaih kak Na drive...aq amek turn...again...Shak soh aq g field kat ujung kampung...ntuk blaja bwk kete...aq pom drive arh...ondawe, jumpe Amirol...eishh...naep moto lak...moto aq da puas race...so, xlayan sgt arh...smpai kt field tu, aq memecut laju diiringi ngn selawat besar ke atas junjungan nabi s.a.w oleh Neelzahs..."astaghfirullah...subhanallah...stop!!stop!!..." adek aq ni mmg penakut...aq lak jeniz crik nahas...terbalep kete baru r nyesal xsuda...Shak lak dok maen gymnas lam kete...eh...aq r y wat dye jadik cmtu...kez drift laju sgt...tp...xcukup laju...Neel dok tepi aq, aq xbrani drift...hahahaa...~
aq ingt nk tukar seat ngn Shak...tp memandang kan ari da ujan, batal je r niat aq y suci murni tue...so...balep r uma mak sego...ondawe...ktoam bertembung ngn kete laen...eh...jalan sehala je kan...susah r cmni...aq cover aq nyer sifat cepat mggelabah tue...then...hahahahaa...kete da xmapuh...gud newz arh...aq teruskan perjalanan~

sesampai jee...3rd bro mrh aq kez drift ngn laju...1 ag kez aq brek ngn kuat...alahai...sedey aq...so, mlm tu aq itot abah aq g anto Shak, Iwan, mak Shak, kak Na n Adam g stesen...Neel n 3rd bro aq da balep ngn kancil...mlm tue g anto doam ngn van...aq dok depan...berpelakuan cam EMO...senyap sejuta bahase...abah n otherz lak dok gossip...aq bukan gossip gurl...so...aq xlayan...smpai je kat stesen, salam r ngn sume oam...pastu balep...time ni...terdengar la luahan hati abah...kez aq ngn abah je lam kete...sebenaq nyee...time kakak aq kawen ni, abah nk sangat wish kat dye...bisae r...laki nampak je kasar...lam hati...lembut maa...

so...smpai uma...aq terus bukak tudung saji n melantak ape y patut...hem...sume daging..??...ish...tibai je r...aq lapo bebeno niss...so...end of da story

>>>>p/s: aq xleh makan daging

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WeddiNG dAy (jumaat)

Seperti biase...org laen bgn selepas bunyik ayam berkokok @ bunyik azan...tp aq hanya bangun kez henpon bunyik...

bgn...solat subuh...basoh muke jap...xsempat nk mandi weii...byk ag keje kat bwh di samping aq berebut nk pakai toilet ngn spupu2 dari Pahang y tinggal sebumbung...pg ni aq wat keje y aq xpenah wat...iaitu memasukkan telur ayam lam sarung telur...or in other words, we call it bunga telur...susah gap laa...time aq dok cibok2 wat keje, 3rd bro datang...soh wat air..."tgh busy...g la wat...xpom soh otherz y loiter nuu...,"...aq jwb cm2...sebenaqnye...mmg aq tanak kuaw pom...kez aq lom mandi ag neyh...sedey aq~...so...sume keje da ciap...aq pom naek la tgkat atas...ingat nk g mndi kez 1 badan da berpeluh...tp apekan daya...xsempat ag...oleh karna terlalu letey...aq pom duduk la kojap...5 menet pastue...mak aq shout..."Majlis khatam Quran! Sume oam da sampai!"...heh?!...biar btoi...aq lom mandi ag neyh...kakak aq da ciap...lucky enough...tp aq n Neel je r y xsempat mandi...so...pakai minyak wangi 1 botol n bedak sampai abez...ktoam berjubah n tudumz itam...erm..??celak aq y semalam xtanggal ag...heh...mmg da sah nmpak cam emo ...ngn muke aq y merah (kez nk recover jd putih,kne itot turutan...itam, merah n putih)...sedey aq~
ktoam dok kat tgh2 khalayak ramai...wat bulatan la kirenye niss...hahaha...dpt special treat la pulakk...Neel d kiri...kak Sim d kanan n Aki d tengah...baca quran sambil pegang kaki...kaki??...hahaha...kaki ktoam kejang kez da lame xduduk cara anak melayu...sedey aq~
so...da selesai bace...aq terus tukar baju n carik Shak...emm...mane kaw Shakk...owh...sini rupenye kaw...makan xajak aq...

sedey aq~...da r makan menyorok kat blakang palamin...ish3...aq makan gak la kat situ...time sume oam g solat jumaat, aq amek kesempatan ntuk tido kejap...kroohhh~
emm...sume oam da balek...mase ni...tetamu da penuh kat luar...aq lak dahaga air kez makn nasik ngn Shak ptg td, aq lupe nk minom...so...aq pom mula la carik air...cari punye carik...huh...gud spot maa...air oren...aq pom tuang sket...lepaih tu dgr 1 suare y langsung xmerdu...da r ckp bhse inggeris "sori2..no way...no way...," bukan stakat dye xbenarkan aq minom...siap cubit aq pinggang aq...ish...aq pantang bebenor oam sakitkan aq neyh...aq pom shout kat dye "klu xkutil xleh ker..??!!" heh...aq lom puas ati...tp dun wori r...aq takkan tumbuk oam...tp klu makcik y cubit aq ni laki, sure dpt r...he3...abaikan r perangai makcik busybody neyh...teruskan citer lagi best...

lepas tue...pakcik Dj pom dtg r...pot pet pot pet...pe name nth...mak aq nyer kez r neyh...lepaih tu 2nd n 3rd bro nyer persembahan nasyid lak...mmg meletup r mjlis kakak aq niss...then...tadaa...sesi bergambar 1 family lak...


ni r family aq...walaupom xseberapa tp aq hepi to belong here...so...mlm tue...aq xsempat nk battle ngn Muza...dye lak 1 hal...malu-malu smpai hamster aq pom naep muak ngn dye...shuffler ape malu...wat malu jee...nth r...kak Ita ckp dye mmg penyegan...genetic ngn bapak dye r niss...jangkit kat anak...elok la tuu...abezz...aq ni jeniz lasak...terkena genetic abah aq r...??sedey aq~
aq mgkin xdapat shuff pd mlm tu...tp si Neelzahs sempat rakam anak kak Ita (anak sepupu aq) g shuffle lam uma...sume relative aq kat negeri sebelah nuu sume pandai shuffle...bia toi~


video

hehe...okep r drpd xpndai langsung...aq pom terus g bilep pengantin...haa...ni la pengantin nyer...pandai doam possing...wakakakakaa~
kak Sim punyer idea r neyh...

hahahahaha....
adik aq n anak kak Suri, Ayuni...so...end of da day...esop lak g hanto kakak kat uma menantu...bukei menantu aq dehh...menantu mak aq...Neelzahs jaadik pengapit...eceli aq y kene...tp memandangkan aq tanak dok setempat n lebey suke melarikan diri, aq decline laa...tanak haqu...so...sambong nnti r yekk...

>>>>to be continued<<<<

WeddiNG dAy (khamiz)

Stat da kakak aq nk kawen...20/03/2009...seperti biase sume oam stat mem 'busy' kan diri membuat keje2 y patut...y xpatut xyah wat laa...

pagi khamiz ni...memula aq ingat nk ponteng keje kat dapur n teruskan aq nyer pembacaan buku memandangkan bukak je skola ni, aq exam teruss...tp...oleh kerna aq ni budak baep, aq pom tolong la lam persiapan majlis my only sister neyh...memula aq basuh sangkar hamster ku n rendam ke 3-3 hamster lam air sabun; Midori, Hiromi n Tamami...ehem..sori...aq peminat anime japom...so, aq taruk name japom la sekor demi sekor...so...pg tue...aq tolomz kupas bawang...memandangkan lam 1000 orang atau lebih akan hadir lam majlis nis..byk la bawang y aq kene kupas nyerr...sedey aq~...time aq ngah sebok dok kupas bawang tuu...aq terdengar suere sekor kucim sesat msk lam uma...
Shakmiaw...Shakmiaw~...bunyik y lansung xbest ntuk didengari...aq pom xlayan arh...last2...suare itu makin membingit...aq pom angkat muke aq nk tgk kucim mn nyer hal...nk gap halau...erm..?...rupenye si Shakhmar...patut la suare xbest...sedey aq~

then...Shakhmar pom tunjuk la aq nyer cagoule y dye beli kt KL...ha3...cun maa...da la 2...memula dye bli y girlish punyer...tp kecik...so...dye beli la 1 aq...boyish punyer...aq simpan y girlish n aq pkai y boyish...hohoho...aq pom g naek ke tingkat atas n g room aq...nk try pakai...okep x...waaa....sebijik mcm shuffler maa...ape ag...aq pom try r shuff kt situ gap depan Shakhmar...memandangkan Muzaffar si shuffler xsampai ag...leh r aq tunjuk belang...klu dye nampak aq shuff, da sah nk ajak battle...tp!...terkantaoi bile sume anak2 sepupu aq da taw aq leh shuff...aq tanggalkan cagoule tu n terus aq turun ntk sambung keje2 aq y tergendala sebentar td...sob, sob, sob~
da ciap...aq kuaw dari rumah ntk ilangkan kesan bawang y melekat kat mate aq...ish...sure la nangis...ngok toi...then...aq ternampak abah ngh kalut bercakap lam hp dye...owh...ni mezti kes relative aq dari Pahang sesat lam ondawe nk dtg uma kami...ha3...so...aq pom tawar kan diri ntuk jadi sign kat tepi jalan...bukan model tp sign...ae tu aq pkai baju kaler merah saga...harap2 doam nmpak n bukan lembu y nampak aq!!...Neel n Amirol join skali ngn aq...3 menet pastu...aq dpt pggilan...erm...erm...

Aki : Assalamualaikum...erm...hello..??
(*.*) :Waalaikumussalam...erm...ni sape....??
Aki :...ni sape...??
(*.*) :ni sape...??
Aki :oit...sape ni...??
(*.*) :...aa...aaa....ni *aki ker *neel??
Aki :Aki...ni sedara dari Pahang ker...??
(*.*) :a'a...koam kat mn....??...y 3 oam budak kecik tu ker...??
Aki :...aaa...a'a....
(aq teragak-agak nk jwb...aq ni kecik sgt kee...??)
(*.*) :okeipz...ktoam da smpai...

Nota: tanda (*) digunakan untuk merahsiakan nama sebenar. Harap maklum...

aq nmpak kete doam meluncur dgn slow nyer parking kat depan uma aq...then...WELCOME TO MY LIFE!!...aq salam r ngn sume oam...ngn laki xyah r...jemput masuk...jemput-jemput...aq tgk sume...makngah...pakngah...Pika...Aina...Iwan...erm...2 oam ag xdikenal pasti...soam da sah aq xknl n soam ag dok nyorok disebalik baju itam...oit...emo ker..??sedey aq~
sume oam kuar soam demi soam dari kete...aq tgk n count...1...2...3...7...hehehe...da nampak...y nyorok tu Muza...aq xlayan n terus msk lam uma...tetiba anak spupu aq si Amirol soh aq shuff...aq sure la BOO layan...gile ker oam laen dok busy mengemas, dye soh aq shuff...tetibe...tut..tut...u got a new message...aq open mesej..."oit...sape ushar2 suruh shuffle ha??"...ni budak Muza la anto...aq xrep...n teruskan keje aq...sedey aq~

da selesai 1 tugas...aq loiter la jap...erm...Aina ajk aq kuaw...nk beli topat...Iwan n Muza nk beli...Aina sajee je nk jalan2 sekitar tempat tuss...so...aq pom guide la doam...ondawe...aq pot pet pot pet ngn Aina...2 boyz kat blakang sure cam EMO...xdgr pape pom selain bunyik foot doam...hampeh...da smpai...Iwan n Muza bli topat sementara aq dok layan Aina...heh...?Aina ingat aq ni Form3...patut r sume oam tgk pelik je kat aq stat aq maen mesej ngn Muza...laa...dye kan relativ aq...hehe...don worry...num aq ni akn ku patah kan gak 1 masa nanti...sedey aq~

mlm tuu...ktoam akan g masjid...ntk upacara akad nikah kakak aq...sure r kene pkai baju kurumz beb...aq pkai kaler merah+itam+putih...da sah cam EMO...tp pkai tudumz...stat r dok makeup kakak aq tuss...sume oam amek tempat lam tolomz kak aq tus kez pendandan xdtg...dye dtg pagi sop...3 oam amek tugaz malam tu...kak Na (kakak Shak), kak Ita (spupu aq dari Pahang), n Aki (aq laa)...lam reramai ni, kak Ita y plg berjasa kez kak Ita mmg da expert sal pakai makeup...aq??...aq tolomz pakai celak je kat kakak aq...sesambil mencelak kat diri sendirik...sedey aq~

so...smpai la kat masjid...masa upacara akad nikah neyh...Nee-san (abg ipar aq), dok salah sebot jee..."aq trime nikah nye dgn wang...," @ "aq trime dye...," @ "aq terima...,"...sedey aq~
aq ni jahat sket...Nee-san dok mggelabah, aq lak dok gelak depan dye...HAHAHA...lastly...jadik gap r...so...sarung cincin lak...eh...ktoam xpakai cincin laa...tp pkai gelang...


video

ni la video y sempat dirakam kan...aq terlalu letey n terus tido...sedey aq~

>>>>to be continued<<<<

Sunday, March 22, 2009

1 miNGgu yanG MALanG

AhaD
  • kena dok uma ngn Neelzahs lam keadaan kebuluran sementara sibling yang laen balek kampung...

ISNiN

  • g bank tp terlupa bawak kad...balik ngn tangan kosong...

SELasA
  • hadiri kenduri sbelah umah ngn Neelzahs...tp xde soam pom y recognise aq y hensem ni...

RAbU
  • dipaksa oleh kluarga ntk buang hamster kesayangan aq karna aq terlalu busy ntk amek peduli hal kebajikan hamster tersebut...

kHAmiS
  • terlalu busy melayan karenah spupu2 y hadir pd ketika itu termasuk Shakhmar smpai aq xsempat makan n mandi ntk 1 hari...

jUMAAt (wedding kakak - di rumah sendiri)
  • aq kne marah n cubit oleh makcik yang gom tanpa sebab...
  • xsempat perform combo shuffle ngn Muza...
  • terlupa untuk makan sampai aq diserang gastric...

SAbtU (wedding kakak - di rumah abg ipar)
  • plan aq ntuk rompak bank bersama Shakhmar tergendala kerana bank tutup; bukak ahad-khamiz jee...
  • Shakhmar n aq balek ngn tgn kosong smbil nyanyi lagu rekaan "oh...vanilla latte~"
  • xsempat tukar baju ntk ke majlis perkahwinan di rumah abg ipar...so, aq n Shakhmar pergi ngn y tersedia...Akifays = jeanz n shirt...Shakhmar = long pants n cagoule...
  • makan ngn keadaan xselesa kerna ad makhluk xreti bhase g amek gamba snapshot aq...
  • xsempat nk say gudbye kt 1 kluarga dari Pahang kerna aq lambat sampai kat uma...

p/s: sori Shakhmar kerna 'ter' kongsi hari malang ngn aq...

Friday, March 13, 2009

2 stORy iN 1 DAy

1st story; sport's day

i woke up early...4.30 am...waa...too early...i nid more sleep...a little more...n...bam!...i slept again...

kring!!!!
ummphh....wut da....haaaa???!!!!5.45 am???..oh gosh!...my bus'll be out there at 6.30 am...so...i jump off my bed n quickly prepare myself...suddenly...BAM!...
"ma...u knocked me," then i stare at my mom..."heh..?no way man!" no matter wut language i am talking to her,she'll just reply me wif her noway man...becoz she only know those words...
hemm...now i'm ready...i ask mom's blessing as i always do...or we can call it salam...i kiss her cheek n i walk away...b4 dat...i meet up wif my dad...having my nasik n salam my dad...now...go to school larr...

arrive~
i change my school uniform to briged uniform...i'm goin to perform my shuffle...eh...wrong...kawad...so...da ceremony start at 8 am...so...standing at field bout 2 hours after dis sure could make u sick...i serve myself a karipap n roll sardin...its still not enough...i eat a lot u know!...erm...so...here goes nothim~
BRIGED = 2 fall
PBSM = no responds
BOMBA =1 falls
P.ISLAM=4 sure down, 1 at hospital

so...when we fall on da ground...our marks'll cut to half...i guess so...so...it should be PBSM or BOMBA win...but...BRIGED does...ehem...applause plezz...he3~
so...end of SPORT's DAY...

2nd story; result

too many people...aiyaaa...uhh...im looking for my sis Tiramisya...but instead i found somebody else...arghhh!!...today...both result (spm n stam) will b announce...very soon...so...i pretend dat im da 1 who goin to take it...ehehehe...i am gud at it...but...others thought im form 3 student...hampeh...im senior in dis school lol...so...spm resut...NIK MADIHA...19 A 1, 1 A 2...woa......whos she???...dats a new record in mlysia!!...da all new best studentt born in here...in MAAHAD MUHAMMADI LILBANAT...owh...how can i eva be like her??...others student dat got 19 A 1...cannot tell bcz...i dunno...suprise???...dats my school...

Monday, March 9, 2009

...aq n JPJ sdn.bhd...

tip top...ae ni neelzahs akn g skol...ae maulidur rasul pom g skola ka??
mcm bdk skola rendah lak...haha...ae ni skola dye ad latihan ping pong...aq??
aq xskola kt tmpat dye...skola aq kt bandar...sorry~

so...memula tue...neelzahs nk g skola sndirik..naek moto skuter tuss...tp memandang kan abah xbrape bg jee...mula la aq bg cadangn nk drive kete kancil...sajee...aq nk practice naek kete sndiri klu bley...sblm g jmpa JPJ sebenar...so...bermula lah perjalanan aq, neelzahs n 3rd bro mergkap guide aq...

ONDAWEY~

yepz!!i drive....memula ok jee...stat enjin...rapatkan krusi y aq dok tuu...ehem...bydawe...aq naep kete manual laa...gear 1...jalan sprti biasee....then....ad oam parking basikal kt dpn aq...aq mggelabah teros mati kete y aq naiki...3rd bro, y mrgkap sbgai JPJ aq time tuss mngeluarkn kad merah...kami tukar seat n dye r y drive g anto neel g skola...aq xpuas ati...
ondaroad aq begging dye...sbb aq nk drive gap!!so...at last dye pom bg r...he3~
aq drive kt jln straight tuu...xramai kete...ah...traffic light kt dpn...aq mggelabah ag...bushh!!!
kete mati skali ag...tukar seat ag...cilanat toi...kad merah buat kali ke2 dikeluarkn...pemain xdpt beraksi untuk kali ini...TIDAKK!!

da smpai skola neel~
aq dok diam lam kete...lepaih salam ngn neel...abg aq teros kluar dr tmpat duduk nyee...agk bengang sket aq pd ketika itu...nk wt pe??sejurus...dye menuding jari ke arah drivin seat...eh...my turn kee...yay!
aq drive ag...buat kali ke3...masuk jalan kmpung ntah ape name...ok...naik gear 1 demi 1...eh...xleh...takat gear 2 je...kenape??taeq lembu bertaburan...lembu mn punye pasal nii???!!
aq saman kang...low manner toi r...kendian...prjalanan maseh diteroskan...

warning!warning!...lembu melintas di hadapn


aiseh...lembu ag...pesanan utama bro aq... "jgn drive dekat sgt ngn cow y xberakal tuss,"...aq ikot jee...smpai kt selekoh tajam...aq mggelabah ag...nsb baep xterjun msk parit kt tepi tuu...parit??...ah...abaikan...tp kire ok aq dpt cover keadaan time tuss...
mission complete...

last2...bro aq tnye "kite kt mn skam??"...aq terkezot...jalan kmpong mn da nii??xpenah lalu ag nii...ish...aq still drivin...amek je jln mn y aq rs nk turn...hak3...at last...jmpa gap lebuhraya...tukar seat ag...adess~
so...aq rs...aq still xleh pkai manual ag...lom biase...slame ni aq pkai automatic jee...ngn xberlesen...wakakaka...jeng3...da smpai uma...so...here i am...updating my blogs~

.:: SaLAm MAuLiduR RAsUL ::.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

...TiLL neXt TimE...

"woa....makin gelita kaw skam,"

ayat ni sering diungkapkan kpd aq...nape??knape aq??aha~
aq jarang gelap...tawn lepas putih memanjang...so, tukar selera lakk...
jd gelap...wakakaka...
slalunye...gurl y da umo 18 sebok nk putih kn kulit...tp aq??
nk gelap...xke pelik??so...story kawad aq~
da 3 mggu aq enter...mcm2 prubahan y brlaku...n mggu lepas aq cipta rekod g kawad lam parit~
xsengaja weii...aq meniti kt tepi parit tuh time ujan...kan ujan...pepaham ler~
tp ad lak si bdk sipot soam ni g kate mndi parit da jd cam hobi aq...gilo sungguh~

so...smpai la 1 ketika kne carik kasut kawad...bukan sonam weii...kasut kulit 4 sure...he3...pe y susah nyee??tp janji jgn gelakkn aq...well...saiz kaki aq...kecik jee...sume kdai kasut jual saiz 5 ke ats je...tp mslhnye skam...aq carik saiz 2...he3~
jgn la gelak...


at last...da jmpa pom...tp still bukan saiz aq...oleh kerna terdesak sgt nk guna,...aq amek saiz 4...tu pom ats nasihat my 2nd bro...
n smbil2 nk cover saiz asal kaki ku...adess~
n bermula r khidupan ku sbagai gelita gurl...next time aq akn ke kem lak...ntk bertanding ngn skuad kawad pringkat skolah y laen...so...doa kn aq yekk...??
wlaupom agk letih...n sedikit busy...tp aq xlupakn kgkawan aq y laen...thats a promise...
HIDUP BRIGED!!


ok...dats from me...till next time...chow~
...AssALamUALaiKum...

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