Showing posts with label Hillarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillarious. Show all posts

Friday, June 26, 2009

KerJA SenaNg YanG SusaH NAk bUAt

kakak aku call lam minggu lepas dan tanye pendapat aku and family name yang sesuai untuk "ahli baru". Kakak aku ni baru kahwin bulan 3 lepas, so pepaham je la.

Kakak aku cakap, kalu boley nak name yang ade blakang depan nye "A...S" "S...A"..
aku pon xpasti...

berikut adalah idea2 yang berjaya dilontarkan...

"A....S"
NEELZAHS : AniS
AKIFAYS : AkifayS
A.IWE : Amerika Syarikat
KAKAK : Aswan Shahril

"S...A"
NEELZAHS : Syafiq Azmi
AKIFAYS : SimA SyafikA
A.IWE : Saye rasA
KAKAK : ....? (sabar je laa...)


Tapi, kakak aku lebih suke ngan name ARI...ARI.. something like that. So, kalo korang ade idea, tolong bagitau yeh...

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Akifays is dead

KOTA BHARU : Akifays has been discovered after 6 hours being murdered. The witnessed, Neelzahs said "She is being murdered! i saw it in front of my eyes!" Unfortunately, the police has found zero clued about this case except the burger which is being held by Akifays went missing.

In order to find the objective (burger), the sense of smelling Hepicat is needed. So far so good as Hapicat found other clues. The sewel-ness of wawasewel gone bad after she got this stupid news.

The police can't go any further as this kind of hard job need strong and patient heart. As so, Gomoman shows up. He tries to help finding the killer and neglect his true duty to conquer Malaysia. On the road, we can see the bud of flower which is been spread off by lulyblossom in order to respect the dead.

Afterwards, Akifays's burger which went missing at first has been found. it was taken by si kaki bangku, Mubaroque. At this point, he is being accused for murder. Lucky enough that other of his friends come over and said it was a burger PERCUMA.

This case isn't closed yet till the killer been discovered. Hepicat struggle hard in smelling till the time he got the swine flu. Oh God, he must stop his searching now. Now, only Neelzahs and Gomoman do the job. Chipmunks shows up at last. She is well-known as "nakal kid's MMP". So, the group has been encouraged by Chipmunks.

After a weeks, Gomoman got an urgent call which from Izzah that need him overnight. Neelzahs tried hard to call back Akifays's friends. Her pleas was a fruitless till the time Akiemaye, Nicky and Nisa come over.

According to Hepicat, the suspect was hiding near Kok Lanas. As so, the searching group went berserk and alas the killer has been caught.

The question is....who is Akifays's killer?

Neelzahs can't bear to hold her tears and snatch the power ranger's masket which being used by the murderer. The group was dumb-shocked as the killer is.......

...Sima...

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

AnaK DatO VS cUcu AtoK

hidup seperti mat saleh.. gorgeous??
hidup seperti orang melayu.. oh, my GOD??

ape la..

andai kate aku anak kepada seorang usahawan bertitle DATO'. taknak aku. name pon lagi macam DATUK. seperti seseorang yang tak perlu berusaha untuk mendapatkan sesuatu.
ade duit, sume ko dapat. dgn kate lain, MONEY'S TALK..

tapi..

andai kate aku cucu kepada seorang ATOK. hehehe.. atok akan ajar aku ape itu erti berusaha untuk maju. dalam pada itu, aku turut diajar mengenali erti penat lelah dan asam garam kehidupan. so, kalo nak pape kene sabar la yeh.. dan teruskan perjuangan anda.

ade sesetengah orang kate, anak Dato' ni lebih bijak dan pandai dari cucu atok.. apekah benar kenyataan ini?? maybe.. tapi.. penah ke anak Dato' masuk list lam malaysian's top student?? em.. lupe lak. anak Dato' xblaja kat malaysia. dorang g overseas terus. tapi kalo cucu atok nak g overseas macam anak Dato', kene usaha tau. dan jangan nakal2.

cucu atok ni adalah lebih femes daripada anak Dato'. buktinya 1 daripada perbualan atok dan cucunya menjadi perbualan di mase kini...

"atok.. ni siput ape??"
"ni siput babi.."
"siput ape??"
"siput babi sayang.."
"siput ape??"
"siput la babi!"

dan adekah anak dato' xfemes?? bukan tu maksud aku.. femes gak.. tapi lam bab lain la. contoh di bahagian office or whatever...

maaf.. aku dok kat kampung.. so, xde dengar lagi perbualan mereka..

anak Dato' ni lebih di-neglected berbanding cucu atok. kerana ini hidup mereka lebih berdikari dan suka makan kari. walaupun begitu, cucu atok juga boleh makan kari. tapi kene masak sendiri la. (ape aku melalut ni??)

cucu atok juga harus pandai berjimat cermat. kerana itu mereka lebih kedekut dan sangat suka makan burger. anak Dato' tak perlu sume tu. pizza dan western food jadi pilihan.

so... boleh kita buat perbandingan antara keduanya ini. mana 1 kah anda? renungkan...

Friday, June 5, 2009

the biggest burger


these are the nicest picture of burger i got here. at least i can stay well fed in 3 days for a burgers.














should i tell you this. this is not the biggest yet before i found other new pictures...












sick of watching?? remains watching this. Because this is a REAL BIGGEST BURGER. Maybe for now...










okey.. you can go.. but don't forget to grab one double cheese burger for me..

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

saya raseeee~

I've just got some other video from Neelzahs. At Jeram Pasu, Kelantan. I am swimming at the time of this progress. So, no pic of mine available in there. Then, i ask Dilan to put it in youtube. With my big sisters Adianuz interviewed Neelzahs and Dilan the editor. Alas, here is it...





I dunno how to describe out this. But when i played it over again and again...

LOL!
It's FUNNY!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

jom blaja bahase japom!

01. Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARASUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHI KASIBANYA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADAMOKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUTBABI

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