Aq letey sangat...someone...i need a plea...pleaseee....
heh...aq bangun dari tidow awal 5 minit kez abah yang kejutkan...seperti biase, bangun je dari tido, aq tengok hp dulu...tengok nota ntuk hari ni..."vanilla latte~,"...ahaa...arini aq janji ngan Shak ntuk belanje dye minum vanilla latte kat Noodle Station...atas KBMall la senang citer di samping beli hadiah suprise ntuk kakak aq y baru je bergelar seoam isteri neyh...aq persiapkan diri pagi tu...emm..emm..nak pakai baju mana ekz...??1st lam fikiran aq, nk pakai cagoule...2nd...aq rasa nk pakai baju EMO je...3rd...aq rasa nk pakai baju kurumz...aq pikiq punyer pikiq...last2 aq xamek mn2 baju y aq list lam otak td...aq juz pakai punjab n jeanz...then...aq pom teruskan misi jahat aq ari ni...iaitu...merompak bank...hihihiii~
Aq turun bawah..jumpe Shakk...macam biase arh...erm...simple giler pemakaian Shak...serba itam...xubah macam blackcat...muke pom da sebijik...elok sangat la tuu...aq xsempat makan pagi tu n teros kuaw lepaih salam ngn mak...kat luar, aq ketemu ngn 2 oam mamat y xseberapa macho (bley di katekan)...Muza n Dek Wan...cam pelik je gaye...laa...doam nk battle shuff ngn aq ker...??sori dude aq btul2 busy ari neyh...smlm, tanak bet...ceshh...sedey aq~
so...aq pom meninggalkan doam...sampai kat 1 tempat, aq shuffle gap...saje nk tunjuk kat Shak ape itu shuffle...pastu aq ternampak 2 oam mamat td dtg, aq stop terus n blah...pendekkan citer, aq n Shak naep bas terus la...on the way, ktoam maen game 'catz'...~
sampai...aq n Shak menuju ke bank seperti y dirancang...tup tup tup...unfolded story happen...heh...??bank tutup...alahai...Shak wat budui jee...aq wat plan laen ntuk dapatkan duit secara terdesak...erm..erm...then...i whispered.."...jual hp...," Shak terkezut...bia btoi...hehee...jg terkezut...aq taw ni perbuatan buduss...mmg sifat la...aq sentiasa kotakan janji aq...so, kali neyh...aq mmg nekad nk belanja Shak...aq n Shak g r wat tawaf kat bandar semate-mate nk cari kedai hp...da jmpe...erm...doam tanak??...ceitz...ni pom kez nk jual hp lame...sape y nk weyh...sedey aq~...
then...aq kuaw kan hp slide Nokia 5300 y aq plg cayam...erm...tetibe Shak bersuara ngn ayat y aq xbrape paham..."nehi hey...nehi hey..baboon jey...," ingt aq budak hindustan ker ape...??erm...naseb baep Shak ade...klu x da lame hp aq tu lesap...so...aq rasa mmg terkilan giler r kez ni r 1st time plan aq xmenjadik n aq xkotakan janji ku...sedey aq~
hem...balik ngn tangan kosong...again...vanilla latte n ramen digantikan dgn air milo n kopop lekor...sian kaw Shakk...so...aq promize dye skali lg...akan aq ganti ngn 2 botol vanilla latte...ntuk dye soam...duit aq gap...T-T
atas bas...aq jumpe ngn member2 1 skola ngn aq...borak la jap...kez ni 1st time doam tgk aq naep bas ngn boy (Shak)...sbelum ni aq juz naep bas sengsoam...macam2 r solan doam..."...Wezz...Gewe mg ko nii...??" @ "...Adik mg koo..." @ "Ni ko budop shuffle tuu...??"...lam bebyak solan, ngape r g sebot gewe gopp...??hahaha...y plg aq xtahan nyer...g kate Shak ni shuffler...lagi laa...kez masa ni Shak pakai cagoule etep...hoh...sedey aq~
sampai kat uma...aq xsempat nk tukar baju...kez lewat smpai...sume oam da nk pegi berarak ke uma Nee-san...aq itot je r ngn baju y tersedia tue...sedey aq~
memula...mak aq soh aq naep kete makcik y cubit aq tuhs...heh...jangan harap lar aq nk naep kete dyee...kang g cekik aq xpepasal lak lam kete tuhs...aq pom naep r kete ngn makngah n pakngah aq dari Pahang tue...tetibe...muncul several question y aq pom xbrape taw cmne nk jwb..."Laki kakak awak tu keje ape," "Tinggal kat mana," "Camne leh kenal,"...n sewaktu dengan nyee...aq akui...kakak aq da 3 tawn bertunang ngn dye...tp sikit hal pom aq xtaw sal Nee-san ni...mmg bertuah r sape dapat adik cam aq neyh...or in other words...we call it KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG...sedey aq~
aq jadik guide time tu...guide oam laen smpai sesat...hempehs...
da sampai...grrrr...grrrr.... perutku mula menari ala-ala rock...kez dari pagi td ag lom makan...kopop lekor y Shak beli td pom aq jamah sebatang je...mn cukup maaa...heh...Shak pom da stat makn...aq ape ag..amek r pinggan...time dok syiok amek nasik, tetiba kak Na pggil aq..."Akifays...awak dok amek nasik, si teruna dok situ lak dok amek gambo awak...xperasan kee...??" ilang teros selera makan aq tuhs...erm...tp aq lapoo...so, aq soh r Iwan (anak kak Na) amekkan ntuk aq...then...aq makan...baru 2 suap dok makan...heh...si punk y amek gambo tuh dtg lg...aq buang nasik aq n g blakang uma Nee-san ngn Shak n Iwan ntuk lepaskan geram...sambil2 aq pasang loudly music supa dupa,SMF HAHAHA, n Dj Bass...lame giler aq dok ctu smpai aq xperasan sume oam da nak balep...aq itot jee...
sampai uma, family dari Pahang sume da nk balep...aq salam ngn sume except ngn makngah n pakngah...kez aq lom smpai ag, doam da blah...ish3...nasib malang toi arh...malam ni kene anto Shak lak g stesen keretapi...aq itot r for sure...ktoam g uma nenek kat kampung Sega...elok la tu...kez name kampung, name nenek aq jadik mangsa...ktoam pggil nenek ngn nick Mok Sego...xpe ker..??aq cm bisae laa...klu ade free space, mesti gian rasa nak drive...hoh...amek lak Shak y ajak...hihihii~
aq drive...memula smooth je...xde sebarang probz...okep...nk u-turn lak...aq belok ke 1 tempat lapang...aq xprasan lak kwasan tu ade sikit buqit n jale y xbrape cantekk...so, time nk reverse mmg mapuh kete...aq still xleh nk maintain lam pengawalan pergaerakan kete...macam y 3rd bro a.k.a JPJ sdn.bhd kate r...3x mapuh...at last...aq tekan minyak kuat2...hahahah...padan r...baru leh jalan...yuhuu...sampai depan uma mok sego...heh..??kak Na nk drive gap..??aq n Shak itot...tp kali ni Neel pom join skali...bawak kete cam aq gap r...biase r baru blaja...y aq bengang nyee...bile masa lak Shak blajo..??kez ape y aq dgr, time Shak dok KL, kak Suri ajaow dyee...not fair...sedey aq~
lepaih kak Na drive...aq amek turn...again...Shak soh aq g field kat ujung kampung...ntuk blaja bwk kete...aq pom drive arh...ondawe, jumpe Amirol...eishh...naep moto lak...moto aq da puas race...so, xlayan sgt arh...smpai kt field tu, aq memecut laju diiringi ngn selawat besar ke atas junjungan nabi s.a.w oleh Neelzahs..."astaghfirullah...subhanallah...stop!!stop!!..." adek aq ni mmg penakut...aq lak jeniz crik nahas...terbalep kete baru r nyesal xsuda...Shak lak dok maen gymnas lam kete...eh...aq r y wat dye jadik cmtu...kez drift laju sgt...tp...xcukup laju...Neel dok tepi aq, aq xbrani drift...hahahaa...~
aq ingt nk tukar seat ngn Shak...tp memandang kan ari da ujan, batal je r niat aq y suci murni tue...so...balep r uma mak sego...ondawe...ktoam bertembung ngn kete laen...eh...jalan sehala je kan...susah r cmni...aq cover aq nyer sifat cepat mggelabah tue...then...hahahahaa...kete da xmapuh...gud newz arh...aq teruskan perjalanan~
sesampai jee...3rd bro mrh aq kez drift ngn laju...1 ag kez aq brek ngn kuat...alahai...sedey aq...so, mlm tu aq itot abah aq g anto Shak, Iwan, mak Shak, kak Na n Adam g stesen...Neel n 3rd bro aq da balep ngn kancil...mlm tue g anto doam ngn van...aq dok depan...berpelakuan cam EMO...senyap sejuta bahase...abah n otherz lak dok gossip...aq bukan gossip gurl...so...aq xlayan...smpai je kat stesen, salam r ngn sume oam...pastu balep...time ni...terdengar la luahan hati abah...kez aq ngn abah je lam kete...sebenaq nyee...time kakak aq kawen ni, abah nk sangat wish kat dye...bisae r...laki nampak je kasar...lam hati...lembut maa...
so...smpai uma...aq terus bukak tudung saji n melantak ape y patut...hem...sume daging..??...ish...tibai je r...aq lapo bebeno niss...so...end of da story
>>>>p/s: aq xleh makan daging
Aq turun bawah..jumpe Shakk...macam biase arh...erm...simple giler pemakaian Shak...serba itam...xubah macam blackcat...muke pom da sebijik...elok sangat la tuu...aq xsempat makan pagi tu n teros kuaw lepaih salam ngn mak...kat luar, aq ketemu ngn 2 oam mamat y xseberapa macho (bley di katekan)...Muza n Dek Wan...cam pelik je gaye...laa...doam nk battle shuff ngn aq ker...??sori dude aq btul2 busy ari neyh...smlm, tanak bet...ceshh...sedey aq~
so...aq pom meninggalkan doam...sampai kat 1 tempat, aq shuffle gap...saje nk tunjuk kat Shak ape itu shuffle...pastu aq ternampak 2 oam mamat td dtg, aq stop terus n blah...pendekkan citer, aq n Shak naep bas terus la...on the way, ktoam maen game 'catz'...~
sampai...aq n Shak menuju ke bank seperti y dirancang...tup tup tup...unfolded story happen...heh...??bank tutup...alahai...Shak wat budui jee...aq wat plan laen ntuk dapatkan duit secara terdesak...erm..erm...then...i whispered.."...jual hp...," Shak terkezut...bia btoi...hehee...jg terkezut...aq taw ni perbuatan buduss...mmg sifat la...aq sentiasa kotakan janji aq...so, kali neyh...aq mmg nekad nk belanja Shak...aq n Shak g r wat tawaf kat bandar semate-mate nk cari kedai hp...da jmpe...erm...doam tanak??...ceitz...ni pom kez nk jual hp lame...sape y nk weyh...sedey aq~...
then...aq kuaw kan hp slide Nokia 5300 y aq plg cayam...erm...tetibe Shak bersuara ngn ayat y aq xbrape paham..."nehi hey...nehi hey..baboon jey...," ingt aq budak hindustan ker ape...??erm...naseb baep Shak ade...klu x da lame hp aq tu lesap...so...aq rasa mmg terkilan giler r kez ni r 1st time plan aq xmenjadik n aq xkotakan janji ku...sedey aq~
hem...balik ngn tangan kosong...again...vanilla latte n ramen digantikan dgn air milo n kopop lekor...sian kaw Shakk...so...aq promize dye skali lg...akan aq ganti ngn 2 botol vanilla latte...ntuk dye soam...duit aq gap...T-T
atas bas...aq jumpe ngn member2 1 skola ngn aq...borak la jap...kez ni 1st time doam tgk aq naep bas ngn boy (Shak)...sbelum ni aq juz naep bas sengsoam...macam2 r solan doam..."...Wezz...Gewe mg ko nii...??" @ "...Adik mg koo..." @ "Ni ko budop shuffle tuu...??"...lam bebyak solan, ngape r g sebot gewe gopp...??hahaha...y plg aq xtahan nyer...g kate Shak ni shuffler...lagi laa...kez masa ni Shak pakai cagoule etep...hoh...sedey aq~
sampai kat uma...aq xsempat nk tukar baju...kez lewat smpai...sume oam da nk pegi berarak ke uma Nee-san...aq itot je r ngn baju y tersedia tue...sedey aq~
memula...mak aq soh aq naep kete makcik y cubit aq tuhs...heh...jangan harap lar aq nk naep kete dyee...kang g cekik aq xpepasal lak lam kete tuhs...aq pom naep r kete ngn makngah n pakngah aq dari Pahang tue...tetibe...muncul several question y aq pom xbrape taw cmne nk jwb..."Laki kakak awak tu keje ape," "Tinggal kat mana," "Camne leh kenal,"...n sewaktu dengan nyee...aq akui...kakak aq da 3 tawn bertunang ngn dye...tp sikit hal pom aq xtaw sal Nee-san ni...mmg bertuah r sape dapat adik cam aq neyh...or in other words...we call it KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG...sedey aq~
aq jadik guide time tu...guide oam laen smpai sesat...hempehs...
da sampai...grrrr...grrrr.... perutku mula menari ala-ala rock...kez dari pagi td ag lom makan...kopop lekor y Shak beli td pom aq jamah sebatang je...mn cukup maaa...heh...Shak pom da stat makn...aq ape ag..amek r pinggan...time dok syiok amek nasik, tetiba kak Na pggil aq..."Akifays...awak dok amek nasik, si teruna dok situ lak dok amek gambo awak...xperasan kee...??" ilang teros selera makan aq tuhs...erm...tp aq lapoo...so, aq soh r Iwan (anak kak Na) amekkan ntuk aq...then...aq makan...baru 2 suap dok makan...heh...si punk y amek gambo tuh dtg lg...aq buang nasik aq n g blakang uma Nee-san ngn Shak n Iwan ntuk lepaskan geram...sambil2 aq pasang loudly music supa dupa,SMF HAHAHA, n Dj Bass...lame giler aq dok ctu smpai aq xperasan sume oam da nak balep...aq itot jee...
sampai uma, family dari Pahang sume da nk balep...aq salam ngn sume except ngn makngah n pakngah...kez aq lom smpai ag, doam da blah...ish3...nasib malang toi arh...malam ni kene anto Shak lak g stesen keretapi...aq itot r for sure...ktoam g uma nenek kat kampung Sega...elok la tu...kez name kampung, name nenek aq jadik mangsa...ktoam pggil nenek ngn nick Mok Sego...xpe ker..??aq cm bisae laa...klu ade free space, mesti gian rasa nak drive...hoh...amek lak Shak y ajak...hihihii~
aq drive...memula smooth je...xde sebarang probz...okep...nk u-turn lak...aq belok ke 1 tempat lapang...aq xprasan lak kwasan tu ade sikit buqit n jale y xbrape cantekk...so, time nk reverse mmg mapuh kete...aq still xleh nk maintain lam pengawalan pergaerakan kete...macam y 3rd bro a.k.a JPJ sdn.bhd kate r...3x mapuh...at last...aq tekan minyak kuat2...hahahah...padan r...baru leh jalan...yuhuu...sampai depan uma mok sego...heh..??kak Na nk drive gap..??aq n Shak itot...tp kali ni Neel pom join skali...bawak kete cam aq gap r...biase r baru blaja...y aq bengang nyee...bile masa lak Shak blajo..??kez ape y aq dgr, time Shak dok KL, kak Suri ajaow dyee...not fair...sedey aq~
lepaih kak Na drive...aq amek turn...again...Shak soh aq g field kat ujung kampung...ntuk blaja bwk kete...aq pom drive arh...ondawe, jumpe Amirol...eishh...naep moto lak...moto aq da puas race...so, xlayan sgt arh...smpai kt field tu, aq memecut laju diiringi ngn selawat besar ke atas junjungan nabi s.a.w oleh Neelzahs..."astaghfirullah...subhanallah...stop!!stop!!..." adek aq ni mmg penakut...aq lak jeniz crik nahas...terbalep kete baru r nyesal xsuda...Shak lak dok maen gymnas lam kete...eh...aq r y wat dye jadik cmtu...kez drift laju sgt...tp...xcukup laju...Neel dok tepi aq, aq xbrani drift...hahahaa...~
aq ingt nk tukar seat ngn Shak...tp memandang kan ari da ujan, batal je r niat aq y suci murni tue...so...balep r uma mak sego...ondawe...ktoam bertembung ngn kete laen...eh...jalan sehala je kan...susah r cmni...aq cover aq nyer sifat cepat mggelabah tue...then...hahahahaa...kete da xmapuh...gud newz arh...aq teruskan perjalanan~
sesampai jee...3rd bro mrh aq kez drift ngn laju...1 ag kez aq brek ngn kuat...alahai...sedey aq...so, mlm tu aq itot abah aq g anto Shak, Iwan, mak Shak, kak Na n Adam g stesen...Neel n 3rd bro aq da balep ngn kancil...mlm tue g anto doam ngn van...aq dok depan...berpelakuan cam EMO...senyap sejuta bahase...abah n otherz lak dok gossip...aq bukan gossip gurl...so...aq xlayan...smpai je kat stesen, salam r ngn sume oam...pastu balep...time ni...terdengar la luahan hati abah...kez aq ngn abah je lam kete...sebenaq nyee...time kakak aq kawen ni, abah nk sangat wish kat dye...bisae r...laki nampak je kasar...lam hati...lembut maa...
so...smpai uma...aq terus bukak tudung saji n melantak ape y patut...hem...sume daging..??...ish...tibai je r...aq lapo bebeno niss...so...end of da story
>>>>p/s: aq xleh makan daging
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